Of course you're going to shit yourself. Alucard is a Fuckmothering Vampire! He had to kill A LOT of people to get that title, and so deserves to be called such.
If that comment didn't make much sense, go watch Hellsing Abridged on YouTube. It is hilarious!
If that comment didn't make much sense, go watch Hellsing Abridged on YouTube. It is hilarious!